FLA 27: Ben Baker (17/08/2025)

I began as a fan of Ben Baker’s work, before I became a friend. I’m still a fan – should clarify that. For nearly twenty years now, I’ve been listening to and enjoying his various podcasts, which later expanded into more and more podcasts, books and radio shows. He currently presents on one of the best internet radio stations I know, Noisebox Radio, where his shows include the soon-to-return hour-long music show Middle-Aged Teenage Angst. He also co-hosts the podcast, ALFsplaining, a compelling episode-by-episode deep dive into the US 1980s sitcom ALF [which stands for Alien Life Form], a podcast returning for its third series this autumn. Plus he’s always working on projects. He’ll have hatched two or three just while you’ve been reading this paragraph.

The conversation that follows took place on Zoom one afternoon in early July 2025. As well as Ben’s reminiscences about his first, last and wildcard purchases and acquisitions, you can find out how the music of the mid-1990s (both in the charts and on the fringes) coalesced and became a teenage obsession for him. You will also discover why silliness in music holds a special place in his heart, and how an internet radio station aims to attract and hold its listenership. Plus! What is the first ever track in the history of FLA to be chosen by two separate guests?

I’ve just realised: FLA is ALF backwards. Coincidence? Probably.

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BEN BAKER:

The earliest memory of music I can remember is not so much listening to it as visual. My dad had this little red box of records and he had it for years and years – to the point where it was more and more taped up with brown parcel tape around the side. So as a kid, I was always digging through them, which I don’t think my dad appreciated. Because as a kid, I don’t think you’re quite delicate with that sort of thing. But I was fascinated with certain artwork. Bad Manners singles always had cartoons on them, or ‘Oxygene’ by Jean-Michel Jarre with the ‘skull in the earth’ thing which used to freak me out.

So I’ve got lots of visual memories in my very early years, but also my dad has several younger brothers, and they were obsessed with Madness. So my grandma’s house – my dad had moved out – had three sons there, always life going on, and ‘Our House’ reminds me of that. Genuinely, there was always something going on that was usually quite loud – and it does make me a little bit melancholy, that record. With certain Madness records, you don’t pick up on that different level till you’re older, even though they were young men themselves when they did a lot of this stuff. I have an actual Uncle Sam – confusing because obviously there is a Madness song called that.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

With both Bad Manners and Madness, it was very visual. ‘Special Brew’ by Bad Manners was maybe the fifth or sixth single I ever bought.

BEN BAKER:

They were kind of like 2-Tone without the sort of political stuff of say, the Specials. They were cartoons.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

It’s interesting that Bad Manners became massive when the Specials cut down on relentless touring and would only gig at weekends. So they moved away from ska, and Bad Manners filled that role of being gregarious. And well, there are about forty-two people in the group as well.

BEN BAKER:

This is the thing. You look back at Top of the Pops footage and with Buster Bloodvessel, you wonder, ‘How old is he?’ You look back and he’s like 21, 22. He’s not old at all, but he doesn’t look youthful, he looks like a 48-year-old brickie.

Later, in ’92, when Madness came back, my dad bought Divine Madness, the compilation. I hammered that, used to walk around listening to that all the time, for maybe a year. I remember saying to my dad at one point, ‘When did Madness go serious?’ – and he went, ‘They didn’t go serious, what are you on about?’ Because I’d got this impression listening to that compilation, in chronological order. If you go from ‘The Prince’ [1979] to ‘Waiting for the Ghost Train’ [1986], that is a huge leap in terms of themes and styles and emotional stuff. Coming back to ‘Our House’ and stuff like that, there’s a lot of melancholy… also ‘Yesterday’s Men’, ‘One Better Day’.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

It’s there as early as ‘Grey Day’, really.

BEN BAKER:

Yeah, yeah. Which is an extraordinary thing to be a top ten single.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

And ‘Embarrassment’ which I bought and had no idea it was about racism. But there’s often a very light touch to these songs – there’s that music hall tradition running through what they were doing as well.

BEN BAKER:

I think that’s why Madness are ace, because there are levels to them. There’s always something deeper there if you want it, and if you don’t, they’re still great pop songs.

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JUSTIN LEWIS:

Obviously, I know you a fair bit anyway, but just from listening to your shows on Noisebox Radio, and your various podcasts, and reading your books over the years, it’s clear that you’ve absorbed all this information and enthusiasm. But where does that drive come from? Before there was any internet, were you just watching and listening to as much as possible?

BEN BAKER:

Oh yeah, I used to love stuff like Boxpops [BBC2, 1988–91], the follow-on from Windmill [BBC2, 1985–87], which showed archive TV clips and old pop stuff. I would soak up anything that had old stuff in it, and I was very lucky that I grew up during a time when there was still a lot of old stuff on TV.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Do you think TV’s the main thing, that all the other enthusiasms have come from that, like music?

BEN BAKER:

We got Sky quite early on, 1990. Someone literally came round and said, ‘Here, do you want to buy a second-hand dish and a receiver box?’ And my dad went, ‘Yeah, alright then’ because you didn’t need a subscription except for the films back then. There wasn’t a lot of kids’ stuff on there, so I’d find myself watching MTV a lot, just because the loud noises and flashing colours just drew me in, even though I wasn’t fully into music at that point. Music came from TV for me, definitely – which is ironic because I’m a radio person more than anything now.

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FIRST (1) – PARTNERS IN KRYME: ‘Turtle Power’ (SBK, single, 1990)

JUSTIN LEWIS:

So, the first record you were given, and the first record you bought, are very different matters. The first record you were given is the first record that has ever come up twice in this series. Which has really made me realise this must have been massive at the time. You know like how Desert Island Discs always seemed to have ‘The Lark Ascending’ on every few weeks? It now seems that every week, First Last Anything will have to have ‘Turtle Power’ by Partners in Kryme. [Laughter]

BEN BAKER:

‘Turtle Power’ is not from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, famously renamed Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK in case kids became this vast swathe of ninjas suddenly coming over the fields of schools everywhere. The BBFC under James Ferman were very nervous about ninja stuff, apparently. So obviously there was editing with it on television, big cartoon comics… but ‘Turtle Power’ is from the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. You’ll remember that when I was ten, when you were ten, films didn’t come out the same time in America and the UK, you’d get six months delay here. I don’t know why, whether we were just reusing prints? But there was always six months. One of my favourite pieces of trivia of all-time is that Ghostbusters and Gremlins came out on the same day in America [8 June 1984]. And then… six months later [7 December 1984], they both came out the same day in London.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Wow. So, in Britain, Ghostbusters was a Christmas film, right?

BEN BAKER:

Yeah, and Gremlins was because it is a Christmas film. But it came out in the summer in America.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Suddenly this reminds me why the Ray Parker Jr ‘Ghostbusters’ theme went back up the charts round about Christmas ’84, having already been in the top 10 months before.

BEN BAKER:

But with the Turtles… Not only was I a big fan because I was nine years old and obviously susceptible to hype like any nine-year-old… but also it was something that felt just out of reach. ‘I want to see this film, but it’s so far away…’ You see this thing: ‘I want Turtles. Bring me the Turtles.’

Then, a couple of months before it came out in the cinema, a friend of my dad’s went, ‘Got that new Turtles film on a pirated tape.’ ‘Oh my God.’ So we all went round to his house that night to watch it. And remember, the size of screens in homes, even big screens, it would have been 18 inches maybe. It snowed a lot in that film… based on the air tracking. But the point was, I was watching it, and before most of my mates as well. So I’ve always got this fond memory of it.

JUSTIN LEWIS

I realised that ‘Turtle Power’ was doing what Tim Burton’s Batman had done [1989]: you take something quite cuddly from telly, and you remake it as a darker thing for the cinema.

BEN BAKER:

But also, in both of those cases, both came from comics that were darker anyway to begin with. So a lot of it was going back to basics.

I haven’t thought about ‘Turtle Power’ in a long while, but I’ve always liked that it’s a proper rap song. It’s not DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Because I loved De La Soul, DAISY Age, all that. Rap and hip hop was the first sort of music I really loved because it was so colourful and there were these big characters – MC Hammer who was obviously ridiculous, the Fat Boys, Heavy D and the Boyz. I think that was what I was drawn to initially. So Partners in Kryme was very much that. And ‘Do the Bartman’ – the second record I was given – was another one tied to hype. Again, because we had Sky early, I had actually seen and loved The Simpsons.

The radio was always there, though. When I was younger, my parents had some businesses – for example, they had a transport café – and so, the radio was always on in there. Always Radio 1, until about ’93 when my dad was in his early thirties, so he wasn’t super-old, but he felt Radio 1, 1FM as it became known, was not for him. So, my parents and me diverged at that point.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Yes, Radio 1 became a ‘young person’s station’ at that point, reputedly 15 to 24-year-olds. So did your parents opt for commercial radio instead?

BEN BAKER:

Yes, they went to Virgin 1215 [which launched 30 April 1993] as a lot of people did at that time. Radio 2 wasn’t there with open arms for people coming away from Radio 1.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

A few years later [from 1996], Radio 2 started to become almost like Q magazine on the radio, but in 1993 it was still pretty MOR. Even though there were individual presenters I liked – Wogan, Martin Kelner, people like that.

But I’ve realised – there’s ten years between us, I’m ten years older – that your ‘generation’ had experienced a much more casually visual dimension to music than mine had. When I was a kid, rather than a teenager, there was some Saturday morning telly, there was Top of the Pops, but Old Grey Whistle Test was on after you went to bed, there was no Channel 4, and you might see a music act on a variety show but there weren’t many programmes – let alone whole channels like MTV.

BEN BAKER:

You look back at old ITV pop shows, like Get it Together and it’s like from a different universe: a man and an owl puppet singing along to ‘Gertcha’ or what have you.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Have you ever seen the clip from Get It Together of Roy North the presenter singing ‘Swords of a Thousand Men’ by Tenpole Tudor? [Laughter] I think it’s the last series, 1981.

BEN BAKER:

It wasn’t automatically the best acts showing up.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Although famously Bowie first turned up to do Starman not on Top of the Pops but on Lift Off with Ayshea Brough, a kids show in the afternoons. And the reason it’s generally forgotten is that the clip doesn’t exist in the archive.

BEN BAKER:

It’s like ‘We’ll do pop music, but our way of doing it, the safe, comfortable way that won’t upset you’, because this is still when telly was for the whole family.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

So the first record you bought – as opposed to the first record you were given – was 1995. So in those four or five years, what was going on? Were you still just listening and watching everything?

BEN BAKER:

My dad used to buy the NOW compilation tapes, and I used to just play them and play them and play them, in that kind of way where you don’t know that Side C is actually all dance stuff and Side D is old-school rock. NOW 19 was the first one I properly got into [spring 1991], and that’s got Hale & Pace’s ‘The Stonk’ on it, another early single of mine, and stuff like ‘G.L.A.D’ by Kim Appleby. I just remember it being a good fun mix of stuff. So I’d listen to those a lot, watch Top of the Pops, MTV Europe.

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FIRST (2): PULP: ‘Common People’ (Island, single, 1995)

JUSTIN LEWIS:

We were saying earlier about how Radio 1 went much younger in 1993, and then a year or two later, they changed all the producers as well, which is when it became a big youth station, probably the reason it’s still here now.

BEN BAKER:

Yes, and summer 1995 is the summer of me properly becoming a music fan. Literally having the radio on from the moment I got up, to the time I went to bed, and buying singles every single week from then on.

When Oasis announced this new tour [for summer 2025], there was such a scramble for people to say how much they didn’t like them to begin with – and that’s fair enough if you didn’t, there’s a lot to dislike about them – but for me, fourteen years old and with stuff like Definitely Maybe… it was an explosion. I’d not heard this sort of energy and excitement.

I don’t think you get it with [the second LP What’s the Story?] Morning Glory, that’s quite a safe, produced record, but if you go back and listen to Definitely Maybe… I mean, I’ve always said, if you listen to ‘Listen Up’ by Oasis, the B-side [to ‘Cigarettes and Alcohol’] and you don’t feel like ‘Bloody hell, this is something bigger’… You know, it’s a daft throwback, very T Rex-y, as a lot of their early stuff was a lot of big changing chords and stuff like that. It just felt different and exciting. And adding all the other acts who were labelled Britpop… it was a really good starter kit for someone like me who wanted to explore this more alternative side of music.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Absolutely, and to have Radio 1 pushing that, and all sorts of other things too. You know, when I was fifteen, a decade earlier in the mid-80s, it couldn’t do it in the same way because it had to cater to everyone. It wasn’t entirely Radio 1’s fault – the BBC weren’t going to provide another pop station, and at that point Radio 2 which had co-existed as a popular station playing MOR but also finding room for Culture Club and Eurythmics, decided to go more MOR, and a result Radio 1 had to carry all pop music, 30 years’ worth at the time, a hell of a hard job. So, to have Radio 1 concentrating on the utterly contemporary in 1995; I just thought, thank God this has finally happened.

BEN BAKER:

It was a quiet revolution. I remember we finished school for the summer on the Friday, and on the Saturday, my uncle Sam – mentioned earlier – got married. It was a full wedding… I had to wear a monkey suit… and at the disco, the guy kept playing a lot of new records: ‘I’m a Believer’ by EMF and Reeves & Mortimer, ‘Alright’ by Supergrass was out at that point, Shaggy’s ‘In the Summertime’… and ‘Common People’.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Quite unusual to have current records at a wedding reception disco.

BEN BAKER:

Well, they’re quite young. I suspect my uncle would have been thirty, late twenties? And he loved Oasis, so he probably said to the DJ, ‘Play a lot of indie stuff’. But I remember thinking, ‘I love this.’ That was the Saturday. On the Monday, Mum said, ‘Go to Boots, get the photos developed, if there’s any money left you can keep it.’ I had three quid left, so I went to Our Price and bought ‘Common People’ because it had been living in my head. On cassingle because I didn’t have a CD player at that point.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

What was on that? ‘Common People’ and ‘Underwear’? And was it the long version of ‘Common People’?

BEN BAKER:

It was the short version. Which is weird, because you don’t hear that now – nor do you hear the single version of ‘Disco 2000’ very often either, the Alan Tarney version.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

With the little talk over.

BEN BAKER:

But the time between ‘Common People’ and ‘Disco 2000’ that Christmas… that period in 1995 was the most exciting for me. The beauty of it is that, as much as I’d have loved all this stuff to be number one – Sleeper, Echobelly, The Wannadies, all these bands I was slowly getting into – it was better they weren’t, because it meant they were still mine. You know, ‘Common People’ got to number two, kept off by Robson and Jerome, wasn’t it?

JUSTIN LEWIS:

That’s right: ‘Unchained Melody’. [‘Common People’ spent two weeks at number two – in its second week, it outsold Michael and Janet Jackson’s ‘Scream’, the first new Jackson song in over three years.]

BEN BAKER:

It kind of fed into that underdog aspect, didn’t it? Probably in hindsight, it did a lot for them, and I think that’s why people have more instant love for Pulp, for example, than Oasis or Blur.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Because Oasis and Blur had the number one singles.

BEN BAKER:

It feels like Pulp were always bronze, third place in that table. And it’s shifted a little bit in recent years, I think. But at one point Oasis were so far ahead in terms of success that no-one was ever going to catch them. And it’s the best thing really, actually – because music had to go somewhere else.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

And Pulp had to wait so long for success. Blur had some fairly early on, and then they wobbled a bit. Oasis became massive fairly quickly.

BEN BAKER:

Oasis never had a song not going top 40.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

‘Supersonic’ did go in at its highest position [#31, April 1994] and fell away quite quickly, but obviously everything kept going back in the charts later.

With Pulp, I know they’re South Yorkshire, and you’re West Yorkshire, but is the Yorkshireness of bands like them important to you? Obviously Terrorvision, who I know you love, are West Yorkshire.

BEN BAKER:

Pulp, not relevant in that way, I only discovered that later. Terrorvision are very local to me. I was born in the same hospital as Tony [Wright] from Terrorvision. Though there was like 13 years between us.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Terrorvision had an excellent run of singles in the 1990s, and I don’t know where they get played now. Would 6Music play them, I wonder?

BEN BAKER:

I didn’t realise that this thing I was living through was going to be rewritten. There’s a ‘Britpop story’ now, which is ‘Oasis versus Blur’. Pulp was the third band, you know – and then the Spice Girls came along, which was a different thing.

But Terrorvision existed before Britpop. If anything, they’re part of Britrock, alongside people like Skunk Anansie and Feeder, but it never really caught on as a catch-all scene. And they’re part of the Britpop scene as well, with the Ocean Colour Scenes and Kula Shakers and Casts, but they stand out there like a sore thumb. Terrorvision did so many different kinds of songs – they were generally seen as ‘power-pop’ but they did ballads and proper heavy stuff and dancier stuff. Which is partly why they were never really pigeonholed. And if you can’t pigeonhole something now, it just disappears. So on radio, if a station like Absolute 90s played ‘Perseverance’ or ‘Oblivion’, I’d be very surprised, even though they were both big hits. ‘Perseverance’ was #5 in the UK. ‘Tequila’ got to #2. ‘Bad Actress’, #10. They had big hits for a short period of time, they were definitely a big deal.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

It’s quite refreshing when you get rock in the mix. You forget how big it got in the 90s sometimes. But rock, heavy rock certainly, has never quite been integrated with the rest of pop. And maybe the rock fraternity like that, it means it belongs to them.

BEN BAKER:

I had a big love for a few bands like Deftones, still like them a lot too. But I think Britpop killed off a type of indie music. The kind that would fit on Beechwood Music compilations [eg the much-loved Indie Top 20 compilations released between 1987 and 1997]. Bands that got to number 47, but still had a career because there was money in the record industry to keep things going.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

You’re probably familiar with that David Cavanagh book on the history of the Creation record label [My Magpie Eyes are Hungry for the Prize], and that point in 1993-ish when Sony buys a 49% share in the label, so they can still argue that they still are more indie than not-indie. But you can’t really be an indie label after that, anymore. Before that, if you were in the main charts, it was a bonus. But suddenly after Oasis, if you’re not in the main charts, it’s disastrous. But not everything can be Oasis.

BEN BAKER:

And people do forget a lot of the acts that Creation signed in the wake of Oasis – Heavy Stereo and stuff like that. I mean, one of my favourite bands of all time are Super Furry Animals who don’t feel like a Creation band at all.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

And if they do, they feel like earlier Creation because they were doing what they wanted to.

BEN BAKER:

But also having hit singles. Not massive hit singles – they never had a top ten hit, for example, but they had an #11 (‘Northern Lites’), a #13 (‘Golden Retriever’) and a #14 (‘Juxtaposed with U’). And they had a Welsh language album get to #11 [Mwng in 2000] – an extraordinary achievement to get that into the charts. I love that band, but again, because they weren’t top tier, they could keep doing what they wanted.

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LAST: PULP: More (Island, album, 2025)

Extract: ‘Got to Have Love’

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Their first LP for nearly 25 years. Has your perception of Pulp changed, do you think? Is it too early to say yet where it belongs in the Pulp canon?

BEN BAKER:

See, for me, when I found out Pulp were doing a new record, I was just excited. I was like, ‘I don’t care what it’s like.’ I adore His ‘n’ Hers, but I also adore This is Hardcore – and I like Different Class a lot, though I’ve never had quite the same love for that as the other two. So I was like, ‘Oh, whatever, it might be awful.’ With the first song, ‘Spike Island’, lots of people had opinions about the video because they went full AI, and they were sort of making a statement. I think the record of ‘Spike Island’ is much better, it took a listen or two. But the second song, ‘Got to Have Love’ – it was just bang! Straight away, classic. For me, it felt like their scrappier, early 90s stuff like ‘Countdown’, ‘My Legendary Girlfriend’, when they were working out how to make pop records, but it was still a bit weird.

It does feel like a continuation from the last album, We Love Life (2001) in a lot of ways. Like you’ve got songs like ‘Grown Ups’, like a sequel to ‘I Spy’, this six-minute song, and it’s all about not knowing what you’re doing in bed in the early days of a relationship, that kind of stuff. But it’s Pulp NOW, it’s not Pulp then. It’s Pulp in their sixties with lots of lyrics which are ‘ohh, we got old’.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Well, of course, Pulp, very unfashionably, did a song about being old in 1997. ‘Help the Aged.’

BEN BAKER:

Absolutely.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

When Cocker would have been, 33, 34, I mean he’s only seven years older than I am. I think the fact that he in particular had to wait so long for their breakthrough success, it’s probably made him quite circumspect. People aren’t meant to suddenly become famous pop stars in their thirties. It didn’t even happen much then.

BEN BAKER:

The very early records haven’t aged well. I like their first album, It (1983), quite good, it’s not what we know as Pulp now, but it’s quite jangly pop, I’m very fond of it. I think that’s the key thing – I don’t need them to sound like any one era because they’ve had several.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

I’ve got used to the idea that sometimes bands I really love are gonna make records that I don’t like as much, and that’s absolutely fine. I’d rather they tried different things rather than stick to a formula.

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ANYTHING: FRANK SIDEBOTTOM: Frank Sidebottom Salutes the Magic of Freddie Mercury and Queen and Also Kylie Minogue (You Know… Her Off ‘Neighbours’) (In Tape, EP, 1988)

Extract (1): ‘I Should Be So Lucky’

Extract (2): ‘Love Poem for Kylie’

BEN BAKER:

When I first got into Frank Sidebottom, and then the Freshies, and discovering more about Chris Sievey, it was bit by bit because the information wasn’t all out there. My ‘anything’ choice for this is a cassette made for me in late 1996 by someone whose name I have sadly forgotten, I genuinely can’t remember. But Mum and Dad had a pub, I was in the pub with them, and someone said to me, ‘You’ve never heard Frank Sidebottom? I’ll do you a tape.’ Two days later, he came back with the tape and he didn’t say what any of it was. I later discovered it was [a compilation of] the Timperley EP in full (1987), his Medium Play mini-album (1990), and his brilliantly named Frank Sidebottom Salutes the Magic of Freddie Mercury and Queen and Also Kylie Minogue (You Know… Her Off ‘Neighbours’) EP (1988).

And I was transfixed, I was just in love – because I remembered Frank from Saturday morning kids’ TV stuff [notably CITV shows No 73, Motormouth, What’s Up Doc?], and he was always a bit freaky with the big papier mache head. It was its own world, in its own universe, and that’s what I continue to love about Frank. Long after Sievey’s gone [he died in 2010], he left us this world. I think Frank was meant to be in his mid-thirties, living at home with his mum, and she can’t find out he’s a pop star or she’ll go mad. And if you took this character the wrong way, it could be creepy. It could be a bit unsettling. But it wasn’t, it was just a big kid and people either loved that kind of enthusiasm or they completely didn’t. I do not think there is anybody in this world who doesn’t mind Frank Sidebottom. I think you love him, or you just don’t get him, and that’s Chris Sievey’s brain, I think.

There are so many things that have come out in stuff like Being Frank, the Chris Sievey story film, which I was a Kickstarter backer on and to the point where I actually backed £200 for it, and got a box of his old belongings from his brother. It was just stuff from his house, and his old records. There was like a Steve Austin wrestling figure in there, a rubber dinosaur, some 3D glasses, some old fanzines. It’s so crazy, it’s like his brain. There’s some Beatles stuff in there, some robot stuff, obviously a bunch of Frank stuff as well. It’s a fascinating slice of his brain.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Sounds like he was like us. Spending his formative years building up this collection of stuff.

BEN BAKER:

Yes and no. Every report suggests he was a very impulsive man. Famously, he bought a ZX-81 home computer [made by Sinclair in the early 80s], which he programmed stuff on. A friend of ours, Rhys Jones has been doing a lot of research into this – Chris did this single called ‘Camouflage’ [1983], and on the B-side there are several programs for the ZX-81. But he only bought the computer because he’d been sent out to pay a bill, and he’d seen this in the shop, and bought that instead. Which is a great story, but I imagine living with that would have been absolutely horrendous.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

The world of Frank is so prolific, and I’m thinking it must have taken real commitment, and I suspect some bloodymindedness, to keep that going for that long. And the moment in 1985-ish where he must have decided, ‘I know! I’ll put a big papier mache head on, and cover “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive and some other songs on a single.’ But that decision coincides with some completely different material he was recording – which eventually got released under the title Big Record. Now he would have been doing those two things at the same time, and the material for Big Record is completely sincere.

BEN BAKER:

Yes, he wrote proper pop songs as well, but no-one was ever really interested in that side of him. He was a huge Beatles obsessive, and that bleeds into Frank as well. Like Chris and his brother went to London when they were teenagers, and tried to get signed by Apple, and would make homemade tapes. I really envy that level of self-belief.

We don’t know, and never will, now, sadly, but every time you see footage of Chris Sievey, he’s like, ‘Of course, this is gonna be massive. I’m going to be a pop star. I’m back in computer games. Oh, now I’m Frank Sidebottom.’ You know – you get these impulsive acts but born out of ‘I can do this’.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

You never know what will catch on, though. Given we were just talking about Pulp, if you’d heard the first Pulp album in the mid-80s, hard to imagine that a decade later they’d be huge pop stars. I doubt even Pulp could have pictured it in quite that way.

But of course, one of the strangest moments in Frank Sidebottom’s career is when he’s part of the bill for the Bros Wembley Stadium concert in 1989 [along with Debbie Gibson, Inner City and the Beatmasters featuring Betty Boo].

BEN BAKER:

All they said to him was, ‘You can do anything you want to – just don’t do any Bros songs.’ And so he did a Bros medley [as Frank] and was booed offstage. He had the opportunity to play, but he couldn’t not do that. It’s so self-destructive.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

The first time I’d have ever heard him was when they played the ‘Frank’s Firm Favourites’ medley on Roundtable, the record review show, on Radio 1 [in Aug 1985]. The panel was Alannah Currie from the Thompson Twins, I think Richard Skinner was hosting. Can’t remember who else was on the panel now. But my memory is, they left the faders up while the record was playing, and the panel was just in hysterics. ‘What the hell is this?’, you know.

BEN BAKER:

This is the thing. Frank starts off as the Freshies’ biggest fan, that’s how it starts, he needs to be their biggest fan. And then you get these medleys of then-current songs, and that never really changed that much throughout the career. Songs that always end, ‘You know it is, it really is – thank you.’ Or a variation on that.

‘Frank’s Firm Favourites’ came out initially as a demo, and then he got signed to EMI for a couple of singles, and was allowed to restart their Regal Zonophone sub-label to put them out. And the medley form was huge at that time, but it’s not ‘Stars on 45’ although it’s also not the Portsmouth Sinfonia either. It’s somewhere between the two. He knows what he’s doing – it’s that Les Dawson thing, you’ve got to know how to play the right notes before you can play the wrong ones. And I think the joy of Frank Sidebottom is this bluster, this sheer enthusiasm, like John Shuttleworth. John doesn’t know he’s naff – John still thinks he’s writing songs that Bono wants to cover.

With ‘Frank’s Firm Favourites’, it would either have been number one or a flop, I don’t think there was a middle ground.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

It got to 97.

BEN BAKER:

So he gets three singles on Regal Zonophone, and his second one is ‘Oh Blimey It’s Christmas’ [#87 at Christmas 1985]. Which I love. We play that a lot on Noisebox Radio at Christmas time. It’s such a daft British thing because it is about a British Christmas, it’s about parties and getting drunk and cheap Christmas trees.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

There are various offshoots from this particular question, but I know you have a fascination with let’s say ‘novel’ music, unusual or funny. There are people out there who have a suspicion of ‘comedy songs’ but you’ve always liked them, right?

BEN BAKER:

Yeah. Part of doing radio as I do is getting a reaction to a record. Sometimes I’m playing an amazing record, just sublime, beautifully played, gorgeous harmonies. But sometimes, I’m just playing something ridiculous. And it’s not like I’m sat there like Mike Smash with his car horn. But I do have a love of the daft, or the less serious.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

I can see a line from Sidebottom to the humour of what you do. [Agreement] Obviously the influences are coming from all sorts of other places as well. But what made you start to think in terms of doing things like internet radio or writing? What happened there?

BEN BAKER:

I always loved comedy, and sketch shows in particular. The obvious influence on me, you can hear it a mile off, is Mark Radcliffe, particularly that ‘graveyard shift’ show on Radio 1, 10 till midnight, 1993–97. I only caught him towards the end of that run, but that had a big impact on me, not just because it was funny – and when you think of Mark and Lard now, you think of the afternoon show and the catchphrases and it’s much sillier – but the ‘graveyard’ show was a mixture of the silliness and the passion. He was so passionate about the records: ‘You should hear this.’ And so I think he definitely fed into my musical and comedy interests. Though I should also mention the first person I remember listening to a lot on Radio 1 in that way was Mark Tonderai [a regular night-time presenter in 1993–95], who went on to do a lot of comedy stuff [as a performer and producer]. I mean, he’s gone on to do much bigger things, obviously – he’s a director now [The Five, Doctor Who, many other things], but he did this period of Radio 1 when he was on late and I used to love that sort of thing.

In the back of my head, I always wanted to do that sort of thing on the radio, but I didn’t have the confidence necessarily to go through hospital radio, like you did. So I had to wait for a time where I could make my own thing. And the first-ever thing I did was… It was streaming, but my mate found this thing that you could broadcast off your computer. So we’d make a programme like an album, with tracks and songs in between. That was fine, it wasn’t particularly exciting, but I took the bits I liked from that, made a half-hour edit, and put it on my webspace for people to download. This was early 2002, before podcasts.

I’m not particularly proud of a lot of that early stuff – it’s a guy in his early twenties working out what makes him laugh. That’s perfectly obvious.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

We’ve all got to start somewhere.

BEN BAKER:

Certainly, in the 2000s, I got into doing a bit of internet radio. Someone once called one of my programmes the ‘Keighley Everett Show’ – I’m from Keighley in West Yorkshire – and that’s the biggest compliment I’ve ever had. It’s completely nonsense – I was too young to enjoy Kenny on the radio but he had this marvellous skill and, again, passion. Because he loves the records as well. It fuels everything and I think that’s me.

Now I’m on Noisebox Radio, I’m a founder member of this radio station, we’ve just hit our third anniversary. I’m head of programming, and my friend Steve Binnie is head of music. There’s not a lot of us, but we’re trying to do a radio station that we always wanted to do. And I like mixing the stuff up, so recording loads of trails and stings, all very nonsensical stuff that’s there to make me laugh.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Do you think that there’s an element missing from a lot of music radio now? There seems to be an absence of humour or irreverence. But Noisebox doesn’t do that, it’s often very funny.

BEN BAKER:

I think there are people who are funny on the radio, but radio hasn’t got these slots anymore to accommodate them. Radio 2 has gone very personality based, so they can have a bit more of a waffle. Whether that’s pre-prepared or not, I really don’t know. But with Noisebox, the tagline I threw out for it is ‘It’s pop music for adults, but not necessarily grown-ups.’ Because I think there is a generation of people who are grown up, who still listen to music, still love music. But they also like silly, they want fun. They don’t want Q magazine-style or Jools Holland-style broadcasting.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

It can get too earnest. With some people, it’s like they had to find a religion and their religion is music.

BEN BAKER:

See, we talked about music growing up. There wasn’t a lot of it, but what there was, was presented as entertainment – and now it’s completely the opposite way. When you watch something like Later with Jools Holland, you’re meant to politely clap. It’s all a bit po-faced.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Yes – and one of the strengths of internet and community radio is that freedom to try things, and have surprise elements. Of course, sometimes that can topple over into indulgence. How do you make sure that what Noisebox does avoids that risk?

BEN BAKER:

I am very conscious of that, both as a listener and as a presenter. I felt frozen out by 6Music when they made big changes, like when they put Mary Anne Hobbs on daytime. And I love Mary Anne, brilliant late-night broadcaster – Breezeblock on Radio 1 was absolutely fantastic – but they tried to replicate that in daytime, and it didn’t work at all, and I still think they’re chasing a listener who’s not there.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Sometimes with 6Music during the day, I wonder if some of the listenership has got very easy working environments because I can’t really listen to it while I’m trying to do my job. Evenings and weekends – fine. But the daytime…

BEN BAKER:

I’m confident with the programming of Noisebox that we have playlist hours, a live hour – instant festival and all that stuff – so we mix it up, but I’m also very aware that people want a mixture. At the moment, I do an indie show called Middle-Aged Teenage Angst. The whole idea with that is: I’m an adult, but I’m still very much that teenager, still into noisy old records. I could do more hours, but I just like doing an hour. And this year, I’ve ended up doing a different theme each week, so it helps me narrow down selections – but it also means I’m not clashing with the shows that play alternative music on Noisebox. So I want 30% stuff you definitely know, 30% you might have forgotten, and the rest is wildcard, depending on the theme. But genuinely I’m conscious to avoid going down the path of, say, playing five songs back to back that someone doesn’t know. Or that there’s no recognition factor. Sometimes I might put a cover version in there, which they might not know, but they can find it interesting and have an opinion.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

You’re connecting with the listener.

BEN BAKER:

I think that’s really important. When anyone comes to do a show on Noisebox, I always say to them: ‘Look, the music’s obviously important, but without any passion and personality…’ The talking is why it’s a show, not a Spotify playlist, and that’s why I’ve no interest in generic hits radio. We’ll play a different song – there are other ELO songs besides ‘Mr Blue Sky’.

So it’s important that people do have that indulgence – you’ve got a slot, but if your personality is not in that show, it’s not really a show I think we should have on.

But also, it’s still a radio station, so it’s a bit of everything. There’s a show on after mine, Off the Chart [Tuesdays, 9–11pm], a popular 80s chart show, with two lovely guys. Absolutely fantastic. So I try and do a show which is complementary to anyone who might be listening to that… Towards the end of my show, I include recognisable stuff for those tuning in early for Off the Chart, because I want people to go, ‘Oh, that’s interesting. Maybe I’ll check this show out next week.’ Again, I think it’s finding that balance.

BEN BAKER:

I have different approaches to live and pre-recorded. Wth pre-recorded shows, I make sure I get all the art together, so I can be posting on Bluesky while we’re on. It is a balancing act. If I’m live, I can’t do that, so instead I’ll make a folder of maybe fifty songs, and I’ll only play twenty, but that gives me enough range to think about without it being a thousand songs or every single record on my computer.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

So you can have an instinct.

BEN BAKER:

Yeah. With pre-records, I used to wing them a lot more, but I’ve just found it more satisfying to plan. With Middle-Aged Teenage Angst – as I mentioned, I’ll have a theme each episode now: for instance, ‘Acts That Only Did One Album’, for whatever reason, or ‘Albums from 1995’ because it’s thirty years on. So it’s trying to find that right balance between songs you know, songs you don’t, or maybe a cover or two.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

But I think having an hour concentrates that. I know you’re a great believer in making something that’s packaged, whether it’s radio shows, or podcasts, and you will tighten up and cut stuff out.

BEN BAKER:

There are multiple strands of thinking when it comes to that. Some people love a five-hour podcast, some people don’t. Personally, I think it comes back to my days listening to radio comedy. They were half an hour, 45 minutes or an hour. It’s like there was a structure to them. And I still think in that kind of way, there is a beauty in that. I have a bit of a script now, I don’t write every single word out, but it means if I write it, I can go back and put some more jokes in there or do a silly thing there. And that makes it a lot quicker when I’m recording it.

I do this podcast with my friend John Matthews [aka @ricardoautobahn on social media] called ALFSplaining. We are online friends who decided to look back, episode by episode, at this American sitcom, ALF (1986–90), which turned out to be a lot better than we remembered it. We certainly didn’t go into it with irony or sneering intent. We intended to love it, and we have, and thankfully we’ve managed to interview lots of great people – Paul Gannon, Ruth Husko, Tim Worthington, Nina Buckley – but also we’ve managed to get a few people who actually worked on ALF, including ALF.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Yes. It’s insane you’ve managed to get Paul Fusco, the voice and the creator of the puppet, but also people like Mike Reiss and Al Jean, who were writers on the show, and who went on to be showrunners on The Simpsons. Indeed, Al Jean still is.

BEN BAKER:

That’s entirely John’s work, because he’s one of them pop stars off of the charts [as member of Cuban Boys, Spray, Rikki & Daz, Pound Shop Boys]. He’s got more confidence now, so he just went to Mike Reiss and asked him, Hey, do you fancy talking about ALF? And he was like, ‘Oh, yeah, I never talk about all that. Brilliant.’ Again, it comes back to this structure, this putting things together. Having a certain timeframe in mind. There was so much more I could have asked Mike Reiss and Al Jean for hours and hours – they worked on Sledge Hammer!, It’s Garry Shandling’s Show, they created The Critic. But that’s not what ALFsplaining’s about.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Is Noisebox actually looking for presenters at the moment or for contributors, and if so, what sort of thing might you be looking for?

BEN BAKER:

If you’ve got an idea, that’s what we want. We’ve had demos with people saying, ‘This is me, I’m someone, playing some music.’ It’s like, ‘Cool, but what’s your idea?’ We particularly like specialist shows, so if you have a speciality – not indie, that’s been taken – go away, make a demo for us, obviously include some music but don’t, for instance, play the full version of ‘This Corrosion’ and do a small link at the start and end, because we want to get an idea of you. That’s what we need.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

To give people an idea, some of the things you do… You have a show about international pop music, It’s a Small World. Louis Barfe’s Barfe Night, a Sunday night jazz show.

BEN BAKER:

There’s also Brand New Beats, playing spanking up-to-date music, FFS Live – which is a request show – or The Bitter Sound Experience, which is our new goth show. Amongst many others.

JUSTIN LEWIS:

Rhys Jones does a show about Welsh language pop…

BEN BAKER:

Which he’s actually expanded to Celtic music now, it’s called Celtic Connection. With all these shows, the people involved were saying, ‘This is something I know about.’ And I’m like, ‘That’s a show.’ It is that simple – I don’t hear that idea anywhere else. And even if I did hear that idea anywhere else, it’s not being presented by you.

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If you’re interested in suggesting ideas and possible shows to Noisebox Radio’s schedule, do contact them at hello@noiseboxradio.com.

Noisebox Radio is on every day – livestream it from here. Give it a go!: https://noiseboxradio.com

You can check out the Noisebox schedule here: https://noiseboxradio.com/schedule/ 

For all things Ben Baker and his various and varied output as writer, creator, podcaster and broadcaster, take a look here: https://linktr.ee/BenBakerBooks.

Upcoming is a new zine called MATAZINE, based on themes from the last series of Middle-Aged Teenage Angst. A new series of the show is likely to air in September 2025.

A third series of ALFSplaining, with Ben and his co-host John Matthews, will be back in October 2025.

On Bluesky, you can follow Ben at @benbaker.bsky.social, Noisebox Radio at @noiseboxradio.com and ALFsplaining at @alfsplaining.bsky.social

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FLA 27 PLAYLIST:

Ben Baker

(For the time being, this site and project uses Spotify for the conversation playlists, but obviously I disapprove that Spotify doesn’t pay artists and composers properly, and other streaming platforms are available, as are sites to buy downloads and buy recordings. For consistency, you can also listen to the selections via YouTube (where available), and links are provided in each case, below.)

Thanks to Tune My Music, you can also transfer this playlist to the platform or site of your choice by using this link: https://www.tunemymusic.com/share/RCJQPCkOri

Track 1:

MADNESS: ‘Our House’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwIe_sjKeAY&list=RDKwIe_sjKeAY&start_radio=1

Track 2:

PARTNERS IN KRYME: ‘Turtle Power’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxHWm_bGScY&list=RDuxHWm_bGScY&start_radio=1

Track 3:

DREAM WARRIORS: ‘My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIF_jdrj5L0&list=RDjIF_jdrj5L0&start_radio=1

Track 4:

PULP: ‘Common People’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acKCgLseDC8&list=RDacKCgLseDC8&start_radio=1

Track 5:

TERRORVISION: ‘Perseverance’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bECD7ardHhA&list=RDbECD7ardHhA&start_radio=1

Track 6:

SUPER FURRY ANIMALS: ‘Arnofio / Glô In The Dark’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTHw9pv00RA&list=RDbTHw9pv00RA&start_radio=1

Track 7:

PULP: ‘Got to Have Love’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r30F2FI_nk&list=RD-r30F2FI_nk&start_radio=1

Track 8: 

PULP: ‘Grown Ups’: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjIKF6Z_uXk&list=RDWjIKF6Z_uXk&start_radio=1

Track 9:

FRANK SIDEBOTTOM: ‘I Should Be So Lucky’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26GA-LnyYnU&list=RD26GA-LnyYnU&start_radio=1

Track 10:

FRANK SIDEBOTTOM: ‘Love Poem For Kylie’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHasLuCJjus&list=RDDHasLuCJjus&start_radio=1

Track 11:

THE FRESHIES: ‘Wrap Up the Rockets’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl1osbZbZ4&list=RDtDl1osbZbZ4&start_radio=1

FLA 22: Sioned Wiliam (23/07/2023)

I’ve interviewed Sioned Wiliam a couple of times before. The first time was about twenty years ago, when she was the head of comedy at ITV commissioning the likes of Baddiel and Skinner, Harry Hill, Simon Nye and Rob Brydon, not to mention BAFTA winners like Cold Feet, and also The Sketch Show, the series which first brought Lee Mack and Tim Vine to national recognition. A few years later, when Ian Greaves and myself spent a year – a year! – writing a book on Week Ending, she told us about writers’ meetings and discovering a young Cardiff writer called Peter Baynham. She has become a good friend.

 

But as well as working as a producer of comedy and entertainment shows in London – Tonight with Jonathan Ross, Game On, Drop the Dead Donkey, Yonderland, Paris starring Alexei Sayle and Big Train (the latter two written by Linehan and Mathews) – and running the Radio 4 comedy department for seven years (2015–22), Sioned has had a considerable parallel career working in Welsh language entertainment broadcasting, as presenter, contributor and behind the scenes.

 

As someone who has spent over two-thirds of my life living in Wales, I am struck by the irony that my grasp of the Welsh language remains patchy at best, but the divide has always fascinated me. And so, via Zoom, one afternoon in May 2023, we discussed not only Sioned’s career in comedy and commissioning, but a subject that is comparatively rarely written about in English media: pop music in Wales.

 

But we began with the usual question: what music was Sioned Wiliam listening to at home when she was young?

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SIONED WILIAM

My father [academic and prize-winning writer Urien Wiliam, 1929–2006] loved classical music, so he played a lot of Beethoven and Brahms, although he didn’t like Mozart, he thought he was populist rubbish! He loved Vaughan Williams, but it’s only relatively recently that I’ve grasped what a sublime composer he was. My husband Ian [Brown, top sitcom writer] has also introduced me to composers like Britten, and Handel operas – I remember going to see those brilliant Nick Hytner productions of Xerxes and Ariodante at the ENO. And we also once went to see a concert at Westminster Abbey to mark the 300th anniversary of the death of Queen Mary, with the music of Henry Purcell [televised live on BBC2, 6 March 1995]. It was wonderful to be in that building where the music was originally played, with the drummers entering from the cloisters and remarkable singers like Ian Bostridge and Emma Kirkby.

 

But back to music at home when I was young. We also had a lot of protest music in the house because my parents were like a lot of people in the 60s in Wales who were involved in the Welsh language movement, which was allied with the civil rights movements all over the world, really. There were a lot of really great protest songs in the Welsh language by young, very groovy bands, all fantastic singers. I’ve still got singles from that era, quite valuable now because they’re quite rare. I’ve even got a song book from that 60s/70s period, which my son has been learning to play.

 

As children, we used to perform in what they call noson lawen, which means ‘merry night’, which was a tradition, and we were forever doing something from school in a party, or something like singing a song and then finding as I was on the same stage as these Welsh stars like Heather Jones, one of the greatest voices ever, and Dewi Pws, and bands like Y Pelydrau.

 

At school, we sang oratorios, using this sol-fah technique, which was very popular in the Welsh industrial areas because it was a way for people to access music without having to read music. So our wonderful music teacher Lily Richards taught us Mendelssohn’s Elijah and Verdi’s Requiem using sol-fa, so my copy is all  ‘do-ray-me’. You could hear these sounds and she would do all the hand gestures and everything.  

 

As children, you grew up with this incredibly rich culture of music, both popular and beautiful. There was the Eisteddfod tradition, which was competitive, and you did that at a local level, or at the youth level, the Urdd, the many competitions you were part of as a child. And then there was the nationalist element as well. But also there was this upsurge in live music. People like Meic Stephens, Heather Jones, Dewi Pws, Geraint Jarman, Eleri Llwyd… There was a woman called Nest Howells, with the most incredible singing voice, who used to sing for a group called Brân.

 

Gruff Rhys from Super Furry Animals put together these wonderful compilation albums called Welsh Rare Beat (Finders Keepers Records, two volumes, 2005, 2007) featuring a lot of these singers, the best of 60s/70s Welsh rock. Gruff comes from that tradition of very melodic music. Welsh musicians tend to like hymns and folk songs, very melodic and pretty. They don’t have these repetitive, swirling things that you have in Gaelic music or in Scots music. They tend to have a beginning, a middle and end, quite often in the minor key, but they always have very beautiful melodies. It’s a real tradition.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Funny you mention the Welsh Rare Beat compilations. Volume 2 has a Swansea-based group on it called AD 73, for which my dad sang and played drums! But unfortunately, the title and recording don’t match: the title’s called ‘Higher and Higher’ but it’s actually the other side of the single that’s featured, ‘Jerusalem’, which is an instrumental, and so my dad isn’t singing on it!

 

SIONED WILIAM

You must let Gruff know!

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

I should really, shouldn’t I? Actually, my dad’s first language was Welsh. During World War II, and his mum had died before he was even two years old, he was evacuated to Carmarthenshire, to Pontyberem, with a lovely couple who lived there. And they looked after him, he was initially educated in Welsh and then moved back to Swansea, and to Mumbles, where I’m from.

 

But weirdly I don’t remember Welsh being spoken very much. You would sometimes sing Welsh songs at school, and obviously you’d hear it through television. In the days before S4C, obviously you’d get Welsh language programming integrated into the BBC and ITV schedules, and I’d just sort of pick things up just from cadences or associations or just repetitions. [SW agrees] So my Welsh language knowledge is patchy really. We had Welsh lessons, the same way you’d have French lessons or Geography. But with Welsh, we’d had a very good teacher for a year, and then she left and we had a very ineffectual teacher, and I lost enthusiasm then. Particularly unfortunate because that was 1982/83, when S4C was just starting on television.

 

SIONED WILIAM

But that was very common, Justin. People had it drummed into them that it wasn’t worth anything. I lived in Barry as a kid, an English-speaking town, although we had a lot of Welsh speakers, but the message was: ‘Why pick that funny language, it’s gonna hold you back.’

 

My grandad was of the generation that had the ‘Welsh Not’ put around their necks. At the turn of the 20th century in Welsh schools, if a child was heard speaking Welsh in school, they had a piece of wood put round their neck with WN on it. They have examples of this on display in St Fagans Museum, near Cardiff. And if they then heard another child speaking Welsh, they’d put it round their neck. And if you had that round your neck at the end of the day, you were beaten in front of the whole school.

 

That was part of a culture that were doing their best to get rid of the language. My mother lived in Carmarthen where almost nobody spoke in English at all, but she was educated entirely through the medium of English. She was told she was just an uncivilised peasant. Emlyn Williams’ play The Corn is Green (1938)… that’s the same story. That the boy is brilliant, but he is civilised by learning English. There was no sense offered of this ancient rich culture and literature. And someone like me had the opposite; we only spoke Welsh at home, and my father was a writer, my grandfather was a professor of Welsh in fact, so there was a real interest in the culture in my house.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

I think you can only really do it from speaking the language every day.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Things have changed so much. I think people realise that any bilingualism is really good for a child’s brain. When I was eleven, I had to go to Pontypridd [about 15 miles away] to a senior school that would teach me through the medium of Welsh. That school split eleven times, there are now eleven schools where there was one, but Barry has four junior Welsh-speaking schools. And in school there is greater ease with bilingualism than 20 or 30 years ago, and I think a lot of people feel a bit angry now as well. They were kind of fed this lie that it was going to hold them back.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

It also, it occurs to me, never felt like we were taught much about Welsh history.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Well, this is true, and a scandal. They’re talking about this now in all sorts of areas of Welsh history.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Do you know that book by Richard King, Brittle with Relics (Faber, 2022)? It’s an oral history of Wales, from 1962 to 1997, it ends with the devolution referendum. And while I knew bits, there was so much I did not know – and I was living there for most of it!  

 

SIONED WILIAM

But I’ll tell you what’s changed a lot in relation to the Welsh language is football. Football said: We own this language, it’s our right to this language. Half our team speak it, so we’re going to do press conferences in Welsh, we’re going to sing songs in Welsh, like Dafydd Iwan’s ‘Yma o Hyd’, which became this phenomenon, because they played it again and again and again in Cardiff Stadium, and everyone knew the words. Earlier last year, they invited him to sing before a Wales game, and he said, ‘Oh, they won’t have heard of me’, but when he went in, this predominantly English-speaking stadium went mad. He started to sing the song, and they joined in as they knew the words.

 

I didn’t in all my life think that would happen, that there would be this feeling of ‘We own this, we may not speak much of it, but it’s ours. We know that song, and that’s mine as well as yours…’ It’s so much healthier.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

I was watching that Hywel Gwynfryn at 80 documentary that was on at Christmas.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Yes. It’s great.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

I guess I first knew him from the children’s programmes that were on in the 70s like Bilidowcar (BBC Cymru, 1975–88), which was a sort of Welsh language equivalent of Blue Peter or Magpie. How on earth do you sum up a man like Hywel Gwynfryn, he seems to have done everything, he’s like a cross between Terry Wogan and John Noakes…

 

SIONED WILIAM

And a journalist on top of that. [He began his career on the BBC Cymru Wales news magazine, Heddiw in 1964.]

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

He is an integral part of Welsh language becoming a contemporary part of a changing world. As was your dad – I was re-reading his obituary in the Independent, written by Meic Stephens, who you mentioned earlier, and Stephens made the point of how entertainment as well as education was vital to the survival of a language. ‘We need quizzes, cartoons and pop songs in Welsh as much as we need philosophical treatises and historiography.’ [‘Obituary: Urien Wiliam’, The Independent, 26 October 2006]

 

SIONED WILIAM

Yes, that’s right.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

And is it true – because it’s mentioned in the same piece – that your dad coined the Welsh word for ‘television’: ‘teledu’?

 

SIONED WILIAM

When a new word comes along, the Welsh Academy (like the Academy of France, in France) think of what the word might be in Welsh – obviously ‘television’ is both Greek and Latin in origin – and I think they did a competition for the best translation. My father won that competition, and I think he created the word ‘teledu’. We were always told that story as children. But to be honest with you, I’m not entirely sure every bit of that is true. Whether he had suggested a word, and then other people embellished it, I don’t know. But he was definitely part of that process.

 

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FIRST: TRWYNAU COCH: ‘Mynd i’r Capel Mewn Levis’ (Recordiau Sgwar, single, 1978)

[Currently not on YouTube. Or on Spotify, unfortunately! It was when we had the conversation. When they return, they will be reinstated here.]

SIONED WILIAM

When I was in the sixth form, and then an undergraduate in Aberystwyth, we used to go and see lots of live bands, and one of them was Trwynau Coch [‘The Red Noses’], this great punk band from Swansea that John Peel used to play. It was Huw Eurig, Rhys Harris and his twin brother Alun. They used to do songs like ‘I Want to Go to Chapel in Levis’ (‘Mynd i’r Capel Mewn Levis’, 1978) and when you saw them live, they were able to replicate their studio sound on stage rather well.

 

Although I think I may have bought a Tebot Piws [The Purple Teapot] one before then, who were this great, very funny band, with Dewi Pws.

 

And then there was Geraint Jarman and the Cynganeddwyr. Cynganedd is a particular strict metre of Welsh poetry. Geraint was a Cardiff boy, and he had these amazingly diverse band playing reggae, with people from all kinds of backgrounds in the band, so it wasn’t cultural appropriation as we know it today – but Geraint would sing in Welsh. It actually came from the Casablanca Club in Cardiff, they were fantastic to see live as well.

 

It was a great live scene at Aberystwyth. I also saw English bands too – Joe Jackson’s Jumpin’ Jive, one of the best gigs I’ve ever seen, and Squeeze, I even liked U2! And I loved Motown, always loved Stevie Wonder, stuff you could dance to.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

What do you think was the effect of punk and new wave on Welsh music, did it create similar inspiration to that going on in English and American cities? How did it change perceptions in Welsh society?

 

SIONED WILIAM

Definitely. The fact that John Peel would play and give validation to these bands like Trwynau Coch, and Anrhefn, who were from mid-Wales – Rhys Mwyn, their co-founder is now a presenter with BBC Radio Cymru… Even though Peel didn’t understand what they were singing about, made us feel like somebody recognised our existence outside Wales. He made a huge impact. And Melody Maker and NME would review them. It made it feel more legitimate, part of a bigger picture.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

I found a clip of John Peel on The Tube (Channel 4, 3 April 1987) introducing a band called Datblygu, who were very significant in the history of Welsh pop.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Yeah, he used to play them quite a lot.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

I guess they had the same kind of spirit as The Fall, these very sardonic lyrics. In fact, there’s a really interesting documentary about them online (Prosiect Datblygu 2012 – this also has English subtitles).

 

SIONED WILIAM

Unfortunately, Dave [R Edwards, lyricist and founder] died not so long ago [2021], and they were seminal, a lot of people were very influenced by them. And they were kind of quite rude about Welsh language stuff, which nobody had had the courage to do before from the same background. When you have the confidence that your culture exists, you have the freedom to start being a little bit naughty then. But before then, you’re just struggling to survive. So it was a sign of maturity that Dave, like Datblygu, you know, could laugh at middle-class Welsh people.

 

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Let me ask you about i dot, a music show you produced for S4C in Wales.

 

SIONED WILIAM

I did the first series (1996). I was working at Talkback at the time, but it must have been quiet. Huw Eurig who ran the production company Boomerang rang me up, and I thought it would be really good fun. It was a particularly magical period in Welsh music: we had Super Furry Animals, Catatonia, 60 Foot Dolls from Newport… Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci.

 

We recorded i dot in Newport and Bangor, in two different nightclubs, with a little moving set, and we had two really charismatic presenters: Daniel Glyn and Ffion Dafis, who’s a brilliant actress and novelist as well.  

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Obviously there had been previous Welsh pop shows, I remember Sêr (HTV Cymru) from when I was a kid, and Fideo 9 a bit later, which I think Geraint Jarman was involved in, right?

 

SIONED WILIAM

Fideo 9 (Cwmni Criw Byw/S4C, 1988–93) was a seminal programme, yeah. With directors making films, people like Endaf Emlyn – this was the age of the MTV video – and again, there was this flowering of Welsh language music that’s still going strong. But back when I was a kid, they had Disc a Dawn (BBC Cymru, 1966–73) with the wonderful Mici Plwm, which was like Top of the Pops. Twndish (BBC Cymru, 1977–79) was another one. They kind of evolved over the years. i dot, I think there were two or three series. I could only do the first one, I think I was doing Big Train after that.

 

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LAST: CARWYN ELLIS & RIO 18: Joia! (2019, Recordiau Agati/Banana & Louie Records)

Extract: ‘Tywydd Hufen Iâ’

JUSTIN LEWIS

Moving on to more recent Welsh language artists, I knew about Gruff Rhys’s Griffiths, but I hadn’t heard the Carwyn Ellis album with Rio 18, especially this record with the National Orchestra of Wales.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Carwyn Ellis is a clever guy. He plays in Chrissie Hynde’s band – in fact, there’s a song to her on this, called ‘Joia’, with this Latin American rhythm all the way through, in fact all through the whole album. Absolutely stunning. We’d play this driving down to Italy, my son Macsen would insist on having this wide variety of things.

 

It’s really interesting how many good Welsh session musicians there are. Carwyn, Peredur ap Gwynedd, his brother Rheinallt, an excellent guitarist, they’ve played with everyone. And Pino Palladino, who played with Geraint Jarman…

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Yes, that’s Pino on ‘Wherever I Lay My Hat (That’s My Home)’ by Paul Young, amongst many other things, which of course begins with this bass part straight out of the beginning of Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring! I knew he was from Cardiff, but not of his early work.

 

SIONED WILIAM

He played with a lot of Welsh bands, I remember.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

And you’ve also brought Parisa Fouladi, a newer name, to my attention. Again, reggae influences there.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Again, it’s that internationalist approach, she’s Welsh-Iranian, people from a lot of different backgrounds – but singing in Welsh. It’s fantastic.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

I was thinking about how this internationalist relationship between Welsh language music and the rest of the world often seems more profound than the English language connection. [SW agrees] When I was about six, 1976, I saw this weekly series on BBC 1, in Welsh – I’d forgotten the title but I have now established it was called Y Tir Newydd [‘The New Land’, BBC Cymru, Summer 1976]. It was a group of musicians playing American songs but with Welsh lyrics. Things like ‘Freight Train’. The singers were Mari Griffith who I’d seen on that schools programme Music Time

 

SIONED WILIAM

Oh I loved her, she had a brilliant singing voice, great guitarist.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

…And Emyr Wyn. And the theme to the series was a translated version of ‘America’ from West Side Story, which I don’t think I’d ever heard in English. I didn’t question why this was on, just saw it every week, and doing research for this, I discovered they made it for the 1976 bicentenary. And I got this feeling, ‘Oh okay, and this is something I’m not getting from English language television at the moment.’ It’s funny how you absorb things sometimes.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Yes. Emyr Wyn another great singer. I think what’s so key is with almost every presenter on Welsh television, they can do other things, playing an instrument, singing a song. It’s fascinating.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

And of course, you fit into this category yourself. You were regularly on radio and television in Wales, presenting before you became associated with comedy.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Yes. When I was a student, at Aberystwyth, I started doing that and after I graduated, this lovely producer at HTV called Dorothy Williams very kindly offered me a chat show – which was probably terrible! And I did lots for them, reviewed films, and then did a show with Elinor Talfan, a sort of afternoon cookery show, which was great fun. And because I was a post-graduate student at the time, it was good money!

 

Prior to this, I had been doing a drama degree at Aberystwyth. I was very very lucky because at the time I was there, Mike Pearson (who sadly died last year) and the Brith Gof theatre company (founded in 1981) were part of a company that came from Cardiff Lab, this extraordinary movement, the Third Theatre they called it, were also teaching at Aberystwyth at the time. So I got the most incredible opportunities to work with people from all over the world. I did three shows with Brith Gof, and then we did lots of Stanislavsky and Chekhov. It was a brilliant, enlightened degree, very academic as well, but we did lots of performing and lots of touring and stuff. I did Japanese Noh theatre, did a show in Harlech Castle, we did a promenade performance round the villages of West Wales.

 

I had three years there, and then I got a grant to do further research, and went to Royal Holloway College for two terms but they didn’t mention to me that the person I was going to be working with wasn’t there anymore, she’d left! So I wrote to John Kelly at Jesus College, Oxford, because he was the only person I knew who was an expert in Sean O’Casey, who I was studying. So I had to get the university at Aberystwyth to send my degree dissertation and then have it translated into English. My English wasn’t brilliant at that point, not academically brilliant anyway, you know. And then I got a place at Jesus, because a student there hated it so much they decided to transfer to Aberystwyth.

 

I arrived at Oxford [summer 1983], and I auditioned straight away for as many plays as I could get into. I got into something called the Oxford Revue, but it wasn’t the real one, it was an alternative to it. I’ll tell you who was in it, was John Sparkes! Who wasn’t a student, but was great fun. Pooky Quesnel was in it as well.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

And then you formed a double act with Rebecca Front. The Bobo Girls. How did that come about?

 

SIONED WILIAM

We went to Edinburgh, did a show, and Rebecca had written one of the songs for it. And then, in the autumn, I went back to Oxford, and finally got to meet Rebecca through the proper Oxford Revue, and Patrick Marber too.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

We should probably explain the Bobo Girls a little, for those who don’t know. You performed sketches, often written by Rebecca’s brother Jeremy Front [who now writes the Charles Paris Mysteries on Radio 4, amongst many many other things]. But you also performed these songs that Rebecca wrote. So it became clear that you both loved singing, and this was going to work?

 

SIONED WILIAM

Absolutely. Also, there wasn’t much for women to do in the Oxford Revue items. I always used to say we got very good at filing because we were playing so many secretaries. So after that first year, we decided to try and write our own stuff, and in 85 we went to Edinburgh and again in 87, got on Radio 4’s Aspects of the Fringe both times, did residencies at places like the Canal Café in London. And eventually, 1989 and 1991, we did two series for Radio 4 [called Girls Will Be Girls]. And Armando Iannucci produced the second series. But there weren’t many opportunities outside that, there weren’t panel games or Taskmaster, those things didn’t exist, really.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

And by then, from ’88, you were a staff producer in BBC Radio Light Entertainment – and you went on to produce one of the great Alan Partridge half-hours, Knowing Knowing Me Knowing You (Radio 4, 3 July 1993). The Knowing Me Knowing You series, produced by Armando, had won the Sony Award, so you made this special mock ‘celebratory behind-the-scenes’ documentary. For a long time it was a bit of a lost gem.

 

SIONED WILIAM

It was just the most enormous fun. We only had two days in the studio, and at first there wasn’t a shape to anything because they were just so used to improvising, brilliantly. The one contribution I think I made was to say, ‘Let’s find a story, have a beginning, a middle and an end’. But they knew each other so well by then, the character was so rounded. And Rebecca playing Carol, Alan’s wife, weeping, in the background. It was very funny. But I was producing because Armando, who was usually the producer, wanted to be in it as well.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Yes, as ‘Mario Santini’! I love that little running joke where he keeps having to go back to the Fifteen-to-One production office, which I think is a coded reference to the fact that at the time he was working with Chris Morris on getting The Day Today off the ground for television. But I love all the stuff about the hierarchy of guests, the availability of guests. And then a few months after I heard that, I saw The Larry Sanders Show for the first time.

 

SIONED WILIAM

You know I’m in an episode of Larry Sanders, do you?

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

That’s crazy! Which one?

 

SIONED WILIAM

It’s in the very last series. I’m not really in it! I’m sitting in the [chat show] audience with my husband Ian. We were on a tour of Universal Studios, and someone asked if we wanted to be in the audience for Larry Sanders. It was fantastic. It was one where Jon Stewart was hosting it because Larry (Garry Shandling) was ill, and there’s the Nazi Jeopardy sketch with Hank, and the studio executive characters are horrified, and there’s one shot where me and Ian are sitting behind them. [‘Adolf Hankler’, S6 E6, aired in the US on 19 April 1998.] And later, we met Fred Barron, who had been instrumental in getting Sanders and Seinfeld off the ground. So that’s my connection with Sanders, a bit nerdy but it’s a good one.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

And of course, you produced Jonathan Ross’s chat show for a while, in the early 90s, but I did not know that you’d been planning a radio pilot with Vic and Bob.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Yes, I’d been to see them live in Deptford in 1989. I’m not sure we ever got to make that pilot. I’ve got some of their original documents for it somewhere, which I treasure. We offered it to Radio 1 and they didn’t get it at all.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

You went back to BBC Radio in 2015 as Commissioner of Comedy. What are you most proud of commissioning from your time back there?

 

SIONED WILIAM

I’m very proud of bringing Alexei Sayle back to Radio 4 [Imaginary Sandwich Bar]. Michael Spicer’s The Room Next Door. Jon Holmes’ The Skewer, which won 28 awards. There’s a great series on medicine coming from Kiri Pritchard McLean. But also bringing people like Mae Martin, Rosie Jones, who we had before anyone else. Lost Voice Guy. Tez Ilyas. Lots of younger women, but lots of older women too. Conversations from a Long Marriage by Jan Etherington, for Roger Allam and Joanna Lumley.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

I was especially interested in something you said on the Kay Stonham podcast (Female Pilot Club) recently. You mentioned how you might greenlight something, and say, ‘I don’t entirely get this, but I trust the performers and producers’. You might not like everything the department makes but something still intrigues you about it.

 

SIONED WILIAM

Yeah. Or you know the audience loves it. There are shows the audience will get, they might not make me laugh, but they’re very popular, greatly loved, and the best they could be. Or things that were a bit weird that I was too old to appreciate, but you knew that the young people involved were brilliant. That’s how Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy got on the air in the 70s, they believed in Geoffrey Perkins as a producer. I think it’s your job to put the odd thing on that you don’t quite understand. One famous show, a real Marmite show, I never quite got myself, and it might not necessarily be my bag, but people adore it so much, it’s the bag of the core audience. It’s not my place to stop it, and with any comedy, nobody can agree on what’s funny.

 

Also, there are things I saw on stage that would never work on Radio 4 because it’s too much about being in the room with them. It’s very hard to take improv out of the live situation, it’s like gossamer. You couldn’t put the Radio 4 microscope on it – it would diminish it.

 

And there were other calls I made. Miles Jupp and Andy Zaltzman taking over The News Quiz. Sue Perkins taking over Just a Minute after Nicholas Parsons…

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Just a Minute’s a good example of something that you almost couldn’t imagine without Nicholas, and it’s a different thing now, but it still works. Same with I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue. I remember when Humphrey Lyttelton died, and you couldn’t imagine anyone else doing it – and yet it continues. So you left the department last year?

 

SIONED WILIAM

I felt ready to go. It had been seven years. I wasn’t made redundant, it had been great, but I didn’t want to get jaded with it, and also with Covid, I realised that I wanted to do a range of things in my life and not sit in an office all day. It was the right point to go.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Are you going back to programme making, in comedy production? Or are you concentrating on more novel writing?

 

SIONED WILIAM

I’m back to the freelance life – exec producing some telly projects, broadcasting and writing. And I’ve really enjoyed doing the rounds of literary festivals with my latest book.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Was writing an area you always wanted to get into? Because this is novel number four, is it?

 

SIONED WILIAM

It did take me a long time to find a voice. I mulled over the first book for about four years before I sent a few chapters to the publisher. It’s the kind of thing you take on holiday with you, and there’s a bit of satire in there – not entirely pulpy, but it is entertaining. And this next book is actually about people that going to Italy to a holiday home, but it’s got parallels perhaps with Wales.

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ANYTHING: MADNESS: The Liberty of Norton Folgate (2009, Stirling Holdings Limited/Union Square/BMG)

Extract: ‘The Liberty of Norton Folgate’

SIONED WILIAM

I always loved their videos and songs in the 80s, but I’d kind of forgotten about them until my son, who was then in his teens, saw them – this is so strange – on Strictly Come Dancing, in the guest music slot, around 2016. And he said, God, these are good. He became obsessed with them, and of course, I had no idea that they had this massive body of recent work, like Norton Folgate (2009), which is just absolutely magnificent.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

I can’t work out how they did it all, especially early on. Because they were all so young, even though I know there were seven of them, and they all wrote songs in various combinations; they all co-wrote at least one major hit single.

 

[They really did. Here’s the evidence.

 

Mike Barson (keyboards):

‘My Girl’, ‘Night Boat to Cairo’, ‘Embarrassment’, ‘Return of the Los Palmas 7’, ‘Grey Day’, ‘House of Fun’, ‘Driving in My Car’, ‘Tomorrow’s Just Another Day’, ‘The Sun and the Rain’, ‘Lovestruck’, ‘NW5’.

 

Graham McPherson (aka Suggs) (vocals):

‘Night Boat to Cairo’, ‘Baggy Trousers’, ‘Shut Up’, ‘Wings of a Dove’, ‘One Better Day’, ‘Yesterday’s Men’, ‘

Waiting for the Ghost Train’.

 

Chris Foreman (guitar):

‘Baggy Trousers’, ‘Shut Up’, ‘Cardiac Arrest’, ‘Our House’, ‘Yesterday’s Men’, ‘Uncle Sam’.

 

Lee Thompson (saxophone, percussion):

‘The Prince’, ‘Embarrassment’, ‘House of Fun’, ‘Uncle Sam’, ‘Lovestruck’, ‘NW5’.  

 

Dan Woodgate (drums, percussion):

‘Return of the Los Palmas 7’, ‘Michael Caine’.

 

Mark Bedford (bass guitar):

‘Return of the Los Palmas 7’, ‘One Better Day’.

 

Carl Smyth (aka Chas Smash) (vocals):

‘Cardiac Arrest’, ‘Our House’, ‘Tomorrow’s Just Another Day’, ‘Wings of a Dove’, ‘Michael Caine’.

 

—-

 

SIONED WILIAM

Yeah. These little vignettes of London life, incredibly beautiful, and well written. So I suppose I rediscovered them through my son. I then saw some stuff that Suggs had done and thought, ‘Gosh, he’s very funny and he’d bring a slightly different listenership to Radio 4.’ So he did these shows [in 2019], Love Letters to London, walking around London just as he’d been this kid who had wandered around London on his own, on the buses, you know, while his mother was working at the Colony Club. But in general, as a family, we’re big Madness fans. We’ve seen them live now a few times.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

How does the live set work now? Is it a mixture of new-ish and the hits?

 

SIONED WILIAM

I went to the 40th anniversary show [2019], and the first half was sort of ‘unplugged’, lots of stuff I’d never heard before. Then, more familiar stuff, but also things like ‘Bullingdon Boys’ (2019), stuff from the last two albums, which I know quite well. And then obviously, they build up to things like ‘Night Boat to Cairo’ at the end.

 

But then there’s also the Suggs solo stuff, things like ‘Green Eyes’, and my favourite song is ‘Powder Blue’, which is about him and his wife [Bette Bright, formerly a member of the band Deaf School]. They’ve had this obviously wild night, saying their pop star friends have all gone home, they’re both listening to Aretha Franklin. It’s very funny, but it’s very beautiful, nobody would really connect it with Madness.

 

They were a very political band, always – singing about racism, homelessness, Thatcherism – and still are. ‘Norton Folgate’ is about immigration, and there’s this huge range of fantastic Turkish instruments on it. It’s about looking out into the world and welcoming culture into London and how London’s the melting pot. It’s an ode to joy to cultural richness. Quite often, their stuff is about the little person trying to make their way in the world, encountering all sorts of difficult things, but with a musicality I can’t get over.

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JUSTIN LEWIS

I was interested to find out what you, as a comedy commissioner, made of the sitcom pilot they made in 1984. It’s quite a curio, this little test-tape, shot on location.

‘MADNESS: THE PILOT’ (Talkback Productions, 1984)

SIONED WILIAM

It’s fascinating, isn’t it? I didn’t realise it was written by Ben Elton and Richard Curtis.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Just after The Young Ones finished. It was the first thing they wrote together, I believe – shortly afterwards they started work on Blackadder II. And produced by Geoff Posner, who at the time was working with Lenny Henry and about to start working with Victoria Wood (As Seen on TV).

 

SIONED WILIAM

It looked like Geoff, one of the great comedy directors and producers, probably had to do it in about a day for about 20p. But the Madness boys all had so much personality and charisma. Geoff gave it as much style as he could in what was obviously a very short amount of time, but I don’t know why they didn’t take them because they could have been brilliant.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

This was one of the first two pilots made for television by Talkback [set up by Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones initially to make radio commercials]. The other was a vehicle for Frankie Howerd, but neither of them made it to the screen. The Madness one eventually turned up as part of a DVD boxset they released, called Gogglebox (2011).

 

But I remember reading about that pilot about a year before they made it, in Smash Hits, and because I’d seen The Young Ones and obviously they’d guested in it, I could picture this three-camera studio sitcom, with an audience. Although I also remember thinking, even then, ‘But Madness have already found their ideal comic medium, and it’s the promotional video.’

 

SIONED WILIAM

Yeah, they made fantastic videos. Clever, funny, literate, as were their songs.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Can pop groups do sitcom, I wonder? Could there be another Monkees?

 

SIONED WILIAM

Can there even be another sitcom?! The age of the sitcom has passed, to be honest with you. We seem to have these hybrids, some better than others, some hyper-real, some more surreal. Now, say if you were to do a sitcom with Madness now, you could either go hyper-real and make it gritty, or you go with these flights of fancy.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

What are you enjoying at the moment, comedy-wise?

 

SIONED WILIAM

The Windsors makes me laugh out loud. Derry Girls, unashamedly funny but poignant and moving at times. And there’s this thing on Sky called Extraordinary, this kind of magical realism comedy, it’s about every single person having a superpower. It’s full of flights of fancy and it’s surreal but terribly touching as well. Colin from Accounts, more of a soap than a comedy, but really delightful. So I would say that sitcom’s just evolved into a different shape. There’s some fantastic new stuff out there. I don’t want to be the dinosaur who bemoans the end of sitcom, though I am sad that nobody wants to write Frasier anymore, which seems to me to be the difficult thing to do. It is much easier to do something that’s mildly amusing.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

Not Going Out seems to be the last one standing now in Britain. And they’ll still try things like do a live episode, or one in real time.

 

SIONED WILIAM

And there’s Mrs Brown’s Boys, which is more panto than sitcom. But there isn’t the appetite to do a Seinfeld or Frasier now – it costs too much, they won’t pay a room full of writers. This is what the writers’ strike in America is all about. That infrastructure that allows you to make shows like Brooklyn Nine-Nine or Big Bang Theory. It’s very difficult now to get that kind of level of funding to create these brilliant lines. There was some wonderful story about how the Frasier writing room would be silent for about two hours while they just tried to think what Daphne might say to Dr Crane, which had to be something Daphne would say, but which would also move the plot on.

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

It’s funny how the world of television has never been so diverse in terms of who’s on there – rightly so, obviously! – and yet the range of programmes has never been so narrow. Because all these people could be appearing on, could be making, so many different things – but so many genres seem to have a house style.

 

SIONED WILIAM

That’s a real worry, yeah, and with comedians, they seem to be used in every way apart from being funny, so they’re going fishing or cooking. The amount of factual entertainment you get now with comedians because it’s cheaper, and they don’t have to write anything.

 

But just in general, the notion of spending all that time working on a weekly script with a room full of people… it never really existed in this country. And there’s not a hope in hell of it happening now, because people’s choices have changed. And something else we’ve lost: you used to be able to put your hand over the side of a page of script and know who was speaking from the line of dialogue. There’s so many shows now where everybody has the same voice.

 

 

 

 

JUSTIN LEWIS

We have got this far, and we somehow haven’t mentioned Bob Dylan. I have been aware for a while you are a massive fan.

 

SIONED WILIAM

I first heard Dylan while I was a postgraduate student at Oxford. My boyfriend at the time, John, was a huge fan, had all the bootlegs and went to see him at every possible opportunity. I had always bought into the cliché that Dylan couldn’t sing but when I saw Dont Look Back at the cinema, belting out his songs with such power and charisma, I completely changed my mind. He’s so funny and smart in that film. And then I heard the live version of ‘Like a Rolling Stone’ in Manchester – extraordinary – and the Pennebaker film when he’s with The Band. I love all his different phases, even the religious stuff and Nashville Skyline and that wonderful trilogy of American Classics albums he did a few years ago [2015–17]. And my son and I always play the Christmas Album [Christmas in the Heart] every year – we love the arrangements!

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You can follow Sioned on Twitter at @sionedwiliam.

Her four novels, Dal i Fynd (2013), Chwynnu (2017), Cicio’r Bar (2018) and Y Gwyliau (2023) are published by Y Lolfa.

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FLA 22 PLAYLIST

Sioned Wiliam

(For the time being, this site and project uses Spotify for the conversation playlists, but obviously I disapprove that Spotify doesn’t pay artists and composers properly, and other streaming platforms are available, as are sites to buy downloads and buy recordings. For consistency, you can also listen to the selections via YouTube (where available), and links are provided in each case, below.)

Track 1: RALPH VAUGHAN WILLIAMS: ‘Fantasia on a Theme of Thomas Tallis’

Academy of St Martin in the Fields, Sir Neville Marriner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P04yfGRNebM

Track 2: WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART: The Magic Flute: ‘Ach, ich Fühl’

Renée Fleming, Orchestra of St. Luke’s, Sir Charles Mackerras: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjbY2-U2_MI

Track 3: GEORG FRIDERIC HANDEL: Ariodante: ‘Scherza Infida’

Ann Murray, Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment, Sir Charles Mackerras: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj2NKIPta0w

Track 4: TRWYNAU COCH: ‘Mynd I’r Capel Mewn Levis’ [Currently not on YouTube or on Spotify but will be reinstated here when it is]

Track 5: HEATHER JONES: ‘Cwm Hiraeth’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzmqws-K5kc

Track 6: GERAINT JARMAN A’R CYNGANEDDWYR: ‘Gwesty Cymru’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9TWFZ7Wc_c

Track 7: JOE JACKSON: ‘It’s Different for Girls’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLDFG5vm5kA

Track 8: STEVIE WONDER: ‘I Don’t Know Why’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QtgkxwG1Ew

Track 9: SQUEEZE: ‘Pulling Mussels (from a Shell)’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn0Rzi1s5iU

Track 10: SUPER FURRY ANIMALS: ‘Ysbeidiau Heulog’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cttikLIQnMg

Track 11: CARWYN ELLIS: ‘Tywydd Hufen Ia’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZPhTQ2QfOc

Track 12: MADNESS: ‘The Liberty of Norton Folgate’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X8BDcn-rSA

Track 13: MADNESS: ‘The Sun and the Rain’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_9FeMMlLZw

Track 14: MADNESS: ‘Powder Blue’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePLFqfzcqO8

Track 15: BOB DYLAN: ‘Tangled Up in Blue’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKcNyMBw818

Track 16: BOB DYLAN: ‘If Not for You’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyouhbgAiCA

Track 17: BOB DYLAN: ‘Blind Willie McTell’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AIRdU6CPf0

Track 18: BOB DYLAN: ‘Like a Rolling Stone’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwOfCgkyEj0

Track 19: BOB DYLAN: ‘Mozambique’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K_YPW-_Vnk

Track 20: SIDAN: ‘Cymylau’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zjVwMVbYkQ

Track 21: ENDAF EMLYN: ‘Macrall wedi Ffrio’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVJOxRCWVF0

Track 22: MEIC STEVENS: ‘Tryweryn’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fok0IlnYEXI

Track 23: MEIC STEVENS: ‘Y Brawd Hwdini’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA5fqsMneEc